The Matrix and online laughter

The Matrix sequel sucked. It was very disappointing, and if there was ever a movie that was cliche, that would be it. Pretty much every line could be expected, just like those horror movies where the chick is walking around in a dark, abandoned room and bellows, "Hello? Is anybody here" Of course someones there you stupid bitch, and if they werent then they are now because you just screamed.

Idiots...

Speaking of idiots, i worked all day today and got through it pretty well, but i wound up crashing for a nap around 3ish. Then when I wake up someone tried talking to me online, but i kept hitting the wrong keys, and hello came out like "herko" or something of that nature. I can't remember, and I can't even remember who I was talking to, but sorry...

There was this quiz one time that asked what phrase you use the most in AIM. I'd have to say "hey". Although it only pops up once per im, i guess it is the one that I am the most consistent with. That and maybe "holler". Stay black, stay strapped

I wonder if people really LOL for real. I mean, seriously, I never use it. I'm more of the hahahaha type of person. But people who do the whole LOL thing better be laughing, because if not that is breaking Code 1 Section 8 of the AIM rules that states : "No person shall LOL if not it beith for real"

I don't LOL. or lol or any form of it. But seriously, someone could just be like:

Someone: Hey Frankie, guess what?
Me: Oh, whats up?
Someone: I just farted
Me: LOL

Now, in that useage, the LOL is not really laughter. It is just used to humor the person to make them feel better about themselves.

However, if I were to be in a similar "humorous situation" this is kinda how it would go down.

Someone: Hey Frank, guess what?
Me: Oh, whats up?
Someone: My dog just crapped on the carpet and I wound up slipping in it, slamming my head on the coffee table and going to the hospital to get 5 stitches.
Me: hahahahaha

If you analyze the above imitation conversation, you can see that I did actually laugh on that one. Although deep down inside I feel sorry for this person who just slipped in crap and hit their head, I also find it humorous, consider it situational humor if you will. Im not an evil person...I'm just different.

Let us now analyze lmao and rofl. Now, lmao just doesnt flow well like lol or hahahaha. rofl is like saying "I have no other way of describing what im doing, so Im going to abbreviate every bit of my action."

See if you can translate this one:

Someone: sup frankie
Me: nothing much dawg
Someone: guess what?
Me: IDRGASWDYGJOAC

*I don't really give a shit. Why dont you go jump off a cliff.*

Most likely, upon explaining that to them, I would be faced with either a hahahaha, lol, lmao or rofl, of which only hahahaha would be tolerable.

So there you have it, I have analyzed online laughter. Clearly I was bored, and now if you dont mind:

IHTGTASBIHTWA5:00TM

I have to go take a shower because i have to work at 5:00 tomorrow morning

Adios